Ok, so I like to joke on peoples hair. Take it easy.
But seriously, I don't understand this new, hipster, metrosexual, comb forward like you're in the Goo Goo dolls hair style that is floating around. It really is fairly tragic and I will be there to see you hate yourself in the future for having it.
Don't worry, I went thru enough of these trendy hairstyles to know.